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When life gets messy, sometimes the best medicine isn’t a hug—it’s a reminder of past mistakes. Our Funny Support Card delivers exactly that with the unapologetic line: “YOU’VE SURVIVED WORSE—LIKE YOUR TASTE IN EX’S.” It’s the perfect way to snap a friend out of a funk by reminding them that if they survived that person, they can survive anything.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
“You’ve survived worse — like your taste in exes.” Sometimes the most useful thing you can say to someone struggling is a reminder of how low the bar has previously been. This card skips the empty sympathy and goes straight for the pep talk.
Clean typographic design. Blank inside for a personal message.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
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£4.99
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My kind of card. Refreshingly different. Great quality, good size, arrived the next day. Already bought two more for upcoming birthdays.
Finally a card that isn’t boring or generic. Great quality and the humour is spot on for my friend. Really fast delivery. Will absolutely buy again.
My kind of card. Refreshingly different. Great quality, good size, arrived the next day. Already bought two more for upcoming birthdays.
Exactly what I was looking for — nothing soppy, just pure dark humour. Arrived perfectly packaged and the card itself is really good quality. 10 out of 10.