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Did your dad actually do a decent job raising you, or did he just get incredibly lucky? This rude Father’s Day card is the only socially acceptable way to thank him for his biological choices. Featuring a surprisingly joyful, happy-looking cartoon penis and the brutally honest message, “Dad, Thanks for not wasting me on a wank. Happy Father’s Day,” this choice is for families who value proper banter over fake sentimentality.
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“Dad — Thanks for not wasting me on a wank.” Features a cheerful cartoon penis because the subject matter demands full commitment. The Father’s Day card that thanks him for his biological choices with genuine warmth and zero subtlety.
Illustrated cartoon design. Blank inside.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
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