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Sometimes, a standard “I Love You” just doesn’t tell the whole story. Our Funny Explicit Love Card is designed for the partner who appreciates total honesty—even if it’s a little bit rude. Featuring the bold, minimalist message “I LOVE YOU BUT… I LOVE YOUR TITS MORE,” this card skips the fluff and gets straight to the point.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
“I love you… but I love your tits more.” A frank and fully committed declaration for the partner who would be disappointed by anything less than total honesty, and takes this as the compliment it absolutely is.
Minimalist typographic design. Blank inside.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
Don't fancy any of our designed cards? Want something more personal? We got you!
Write a short message when ordering our Custom Card, and select from 5 different font types!
£4.99
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Bought this for my partner and he was in stitches. The humour is spot on and the card quality is lovely. Arrived fast. Will be back for more!
Brilliant! My friend still has it on her fridge. Good quality, arrived well packaged, exactly as described. Would highly recommend this shop.