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Nothing says “I love you” quite like a reminder that you’ve chosen not to become a statistic. Our Dark Humour Relationship Card is designed for couples who share a love for true crime, morbid facts, and brutally honest humor. It’s the ultimate way to celebrate an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or “just because” with a partner who actually gets your dark side.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
A statistical look at relationships — specifically the percentage that end in murder. For the partner you’ve chosen not to kill, which in many ways is the most romantic possible thing a person can do. Ideal for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just a Tuesday.
Data-style graphic design. Blank inside.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
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£4.99
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Finally a card that isn’t boring or generic. Great quality and the humour is spot on for my friend. Really fast delivery. Will absolutely buy again.
Sent this to my sister and she rang me laughing. The card stock is really nice and it arrived so fast. Exactly the kind of humour we both love.
This card is absolutely hilarious. My mate couldn’t stop laughing when she opened it. Great quality card stock and arrived really quickly. Will definitely be ordering again.
Does what it says! Funny design, arrived okay. Card stock could be thicker but the humour made up for it.