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For the friend who is officially turning 30 but refuses to accept their new decade, our Funny 30th Birthday Card is the only logical choice. Featuring the bold “29+” graphic alongside a very clear middle finger, this card perfectly sums up the defiant spirit of anyone entering their thirties. It’s the ultimate way to say “Happy Birthday” while acknowledging that age is just a number—and that number is annoying.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
29+. That’s the official position, and it’s not up for debate. Features a bold 29+ graphic alongside a very clear hand gesture for anyone who tries to argue otherwise. For the friend in complete denial about turning 30.
Bold graphic design. Blank inside.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
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£4.99
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Exactly what I was looking for — nothing soppy, just pure dark humour. Arrived perfectly packaged and the card itself is really good quality. 10 out of 10.
Brilliant! My friend still has it on her fridge. Good quality, arrived well packaged, exactly as described. Would highly recommend this shop.
Does what it says! Funny design, arrived okay. Card stock could be thicker but the humour made up for it.