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Moving house is supposedly one of the most stressful things you can do, but let’s be honest—the house isn’t the problem, it’s the person moving into it. Our Funny New Home Card perfectly captures this reality with the witty line: “NEW HOME SAME EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE, AT LEAST YOU’VE GOT FRESH WALLS TO SCREAM INTO.” It’s the ultimate “congratulations” for the friend who is moving up in the world but keeping their same old drama.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
“New Home Same Emotional Baggage — at least you’ve got fresh walls to scream into.” The only honest housewarming card for the friend who has upgraded their address but kept every single one of their existing issues.
Bold typographic design. Blank inside so you can add your own message.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
Don't fancy any of our designed cards? Want something more personal? We got you!
Write a short message when ordering our Custom Card, and select from 5 different font types!
£4.99
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My kind of card. Refreshingly different. Great quality, good size, arrived the next day. Already bought two more for upcoming birthdays.
Exactly what I was looking for — nothing soppy, just pure dark humour. Arrived perfectly packaged and the card itself is really good quality. 10 out of 10.
Sent this to my sister and she rang me laughing. The card stock is really nice and it arrived so fast. Exactly the kind of humour we both love.
Bought this for my partner and he was in stitches. The humour is spot on and the card quality is lovely. Arrived fast. Will be back for more!