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We’ve all been there—or at least we’ve been told we were there the next morning. Our Funny Tequila Card perfectly illustrates the inevitable journey of a night out: one tequila, two tequila, three tequila… floor. Featuring a clean, minimalist design and a relatable progression of shots, this card is for the person whose best stories usually start with a salt shaker and a lime wedge.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
One tequila. Two tequila. Three tequila. Floor. A clean, sequential design that maps out the evening with scientific accuracy — for anyone whose best nights follow this exact progression.
Graphic typographic design. Blank inside.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
Don't fancy any of our designed cards? Want something more personal? We got you!
Write a short message when ordering our Custom Card, and select from 5 different font types!
£4.99
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Sent this to my sister and she rang me laughing. The card stock is really nice and it arrived so fast. Exactly the kind of humour we both love.
Brilliant! My friend still has it on her fridge. Good quality, arrived well packaged, exactly as described. Would highly recommend this shop.
Brilliant! My friend still has it on her fridge. Good quality, arrived well packaged, exactly as described. Would highly recommend this shop.