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Moving into a new place is exciting, but let’s be honest—we’re all a little worried about what’s lurking in the attic. Our Funny Housewarming Card is the perfect way to address the elephant (or the spirit) in the room. Featuring a minimalist ghost illustration and the hopeful message “HOPE YOUR NEW HOUSE ISN’T HAUNTED,” this card is for the friends who prefer paranormal jokes over traditional sentiment.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
“Hope your new house isn’t haunted.” A simple, sincere wish for a new homeowner. Features a minimalist ghost illustration because the thought crossed everyone’s mind and someone had to say it.
Ghost illustration with typographic design. Blank inside.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
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£4.99
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Nice quality card and the humour delivered perfectly. Delivery was fine. Would recommend to anyone with a dark sense of humour!
Good card, arrived on time. The joke landed and my friend loved it. Would have given 5 stars but the card felt slightly thinner than expected.