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The wait is over, the deed is done, and it’s time to retire the most famous card they never wanted to keep. Our Funny Lost Virginity Card is the ultimate way to congratulate a friend on finally “crossing the finish line.” Featuring a clever, high-impact design of a torn V-Card, this greeting skips the awkward birds-and-bees talk and goes straight for the celebratory sarcasm.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
The V-Card — retired at last. This card celebrates the milestone with a design that mimics the very card being handed in, because some achievements deserve to be properly acknowledged.
Bold graphic design. Blank inside.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
Don't fancy any of our designed cards? Want something more personal? We got you!
Write a short message when ordering our Custom Card, and select from 5 different font types!
£4.99
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My kind of card. Refreshingly different. Great quality, good size, arrived the next day. Already bought two more for upcoming birthdays.
Really funny card and good quality. Packed well and arrived on time. Would buy from here again for sure.
Sent this to my sister and she rang me laughing. The card stock is really nice and it arrived so fast. Exactly the kind of humour we both love.