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Moving into a new place is exciting, but it also comes with some very awkward questions about what went down before you got the keys. Our Funny New Home Card is designed for the friends who skip the “happy memories” sentiment and go straight for the intrusive thoughts. Featuring a hilariously crude message about the previous owners’ kitchen activities, this card is the perfect way to break in a new kitchen with a laugh.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
Moving into a new home comes with a lot of unanswered questions. This card addresses the most pressing one — specifically, what the previous owners were getting up to in that kitchen. Probably best not to think about it too hard.
Crude typographic design. Blank inside for your own message.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
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Sent this to my sister and she rang me laughing. The card stock is really nice and it arrived so fast. Exactly the kind of humour we both love.
Sent this to my sister and she rang me laughing. The card stock is really nice and it arrived so fast. Exactly the kind of humour we both love.