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Forget the roses and the poetry; sometimes the best way to show your affection is with a bit of anatomical humor. Our Funny Explicit Love Card takes the standard human bone count and adds a very specific, very naughty request. Featuring a minimalist skeleton hand and the iconic “207 bones” punchline, this card is designed for couples who prefer their romance with a side of filth.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
The human body has 206 bones. This card references the 207th. A minimalist skeleton hand design that sets up the punchline perfectly and then delivers it without apology.
Skeleton illustration with typographic design. Blank inside.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
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This is genuinely the funniest card I’ve found online. Sent it to my best friend and she absolutely loved it. Really good card stock too — feels premium.
Really funny card and good quality. Packed well and arrived on time. Would buy from here again for sure.
The card is funny and my friend appreciated it. Just a bit smaller than expected. Delivery was fine though.