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Is your bank account looking a bit tragic, but you still need to show some love? Our funny card for dad is the ultimate way to handle life’s milestones with a heavy dose of reality. Featuring a vibrant illustration of the globe and the brutally honest message, “Dad, you deserve the world! But I’m broke as fuck. So here’s a piece of paper to say how much I love you (P.S. can I borrow 20 quid?)”, this option is built for authentic family relationships rooted in banter.

We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.

Dad You Deserve The World But I’m Broke As Fuck

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“Dad, you deserve the world! But I’m broke as fuck. So here’s a piece of paper to say how much I love you — P.S. can I borrow 20 quid?” Featuring a globe illustration. For the child who loves their dad enormously but is, financially, in a difficult place.

Globe illustration with typographic design. Blank inside.

  • Size: A6 (105 × 148mm)
  • Card: 300gsm premium card stock, matt finish
  • Inside: Blank — room to write your own message
  • Envelope: Included
  • Origin: Designed and printed in the UK

Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.

Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class

  • Arrives 2–3 working days after dispatch
  • Free on orders over £20
  • £1.79 on orders under £20

Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24

  • Royal Mail aims to deliver the next working day after dispatch — this is not a guaranteed service and may take up to 2 working days
  • £4.29

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