Is your bank account looking a bit tragic, but you still need to show some love? Our funny card for dad is the ultimate way to handle life’s milestones with a heavy dose of reality. Featuring a vibrant illustration of the globe and the brutally honest message, “Dad, you deserve the world! But I’m broke as fuck. So here’s a piece of paper to say how much I love you (P.S. can I borrow 20 quid?)”, this option is built for authentic family relationships rooted in banter.
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“Dad, you deserve the world! But I’m broke as fuck. So here’s a piece of paper to say how much I love you — P.S. can I borrow 20 quid?” Featuring a globe illustration. For the child who loves their dad enormously but is, financially, in a difficult place.
Globe illustration with typographic design. Blank inside.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
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