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If your sense of humor is as bold as your personality, the Bruise My Esophagus sticker is your new favorite accessory. This isn’t just a decal; it’s a conversation-stopping aesthetic statement for the truly unhinged and hilarious.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
“Bruise My Esophagus.” Three words that function as an aesthetic statement, a conversation opener, and a personality test simultaneously. For those with a specific sense of humour and a willingness to explain themselves if asked.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24
£2.99
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Nice quality — stuck down well and the design is hilarious. Took a couple of days longer than expected but worth the wait.
This sticker is brilliant. Really thick vinyl, super vivid print. Exactly my kind of dark humour. Already bought two more from this shop.
Exactly what I wanted! The design is hilarious and the vinyl quality is really good. Arrived well packaged and stuck down without any bubbles. Five stars.
Brilliant sticker, arrived so quickly. The design is even better in person than in the photos. Proper thick vinyl — not the thin papery stuff you get elsewhere.