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Old Cunt Birthday Balloons Card

Deliver a birthday message that’s anything but sweet with this darkly humorous card. Featuring balloons with various insults like “Old Cunt,” “R.I.P Youth,” “Shit you’re old,” and “Happy Fucking Birthday.” This is for the friend who appreciates brutal honesty and isn’t easily offended.

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  • Pots: Secure packaging

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Insulting birthday card with “Old Cunt” and other honest messages.

£3.79

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