Can’t find a card that’s offensive enough? Create your own with our Personalised Rude Card service. Whether it’s an inside joke that only your best mate understands or a specific insult for a milestone birthday, we give you the blank canvas to be as “potty-mouthed” as you like.
We ship all orders via Royal Mail — the UK’s most trusted postal service.
Can’t find anything offensive enough in the existing range? Create your own. Enter your custom text — an inside joke, a specific insult, a sentiment that exists for exactly one person — and we’ll design and print it for you.
Custom typographic design. Blank inside by default unless specified. Printed and dispatched in the UK.
Dispatch: All orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days.
Standard Delivery — Royal Mail 2nd Class
Next Day Delivery — Royal Mail Tracked 24



£6.99
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